2026 Gooseified Horoscopes
Welcome to the Silly Goose Magazine’s 2026 horoscopes! Our staff fortune-telling-goose, Madame Moonfeathers has foretold each sign’s horoscope for this year! Take a look below to find out more about Madame Moonfeathers and the year ahead!
Madame Moonfeathers takes her job seriously. She has a deep understanding of the spiritual world but sometimes mixes up her predictions. While you are free to take into account what she believes will happen, make sure not to take her predictions too seriously. (No Libra, you will not actually be attacked by a herd of geese bent on revenge.) Find your birthday and star sign below to find out what's in store for you in 2026!
Capricorn: December 22 – January 19
This will be quite the busy year for you! 2026 is said to bring the Capricorns some noticeable financial and business growth. While your career may see some ups and downs, it will likely come out stronger by the end of the year. Sounds like you might be swimming with the big fish soon! Just make sure to take time to relax and unwind from time to time so you don’t find yourself drowning.
Aquarius: January 20 – February 18
This is a year of mental growth! Whether you experience opportunities in leadership, teamwork, or even communications with others, the people you surround yourself with will have a larger impact on your year than you may notice at the time. Make sure your flock stays strong as some of your friendships and relationships may be tested this year.
Pisces: February 19 – March 20
This is the year you figure everything out! Just kidding… although, it will be a productive year for organization and mental clarity! Use well-set goals and structured plans to achieve new heights in terms of your work ethic and beneficial work methods! While you might face some hardships, it is important to allow yourself to be flexible and refocus your efforts on earning that golden egg you’ve been dreaming of!
Aries: March 21 – April 19
While this year may not exactly be peaceful in terms of family, friendships, or love, it’s nothing you can’t find your way through! There might be ups and downs throughout the year but It will be important to keep a positive mindset and try your best to be understanding and patient with others. Don’t let grudges or resentment keep you from making silly memories with those you love!
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